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I'm writing this from my hotel room at DisneyWorld, and being here all day made me realize one thing ... there are lots of people fatter than me. Then it made me realize something entirely different ... the Jersey shore is DisneyWorld for douchebags.
It's no wonder MTV decided to air a special Monday episode of 'Jersey Shore,' to inspire us all toward new peaks of idiocy and debauchery, and to help us all cope with the new Zodiac sign and all its profoundly life-changing implications.
The tide had finally turned for Sammi and Ronnie, which means Sammi's distrust of Ronnie was quickly surpassing her hatred for Snooki, and she resented Ronnie for turning them against each other.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen Snooki was perpetually hammered and eating a raw potato for everyone's general amusement, and somehow her, "Say you're stuck in the cornfields" defense of the odd behavior made sense, because if you're stuck in the cornfields with Snooki you will certainly pray for a potato to eat to distract you from her unholy manner and odor. It's old news that Deena wants Mike. Hell, it's old news that Deena wants a milkshake, so to help Deena get with Mike, Snooki offers herself to sweeten the deal only to pull the old "let's have a threesome until I get disoriented and go to a different room, leaving you with my friend who is obsessed with you" switcheroo.
Ultimately, Vinny does care about Snooki, when she simply wishes he'd "Stop caring and f@#k me." Hear that young girls? Words to eventually hate yourself by.
After they squabbled over who has darker skin, or oranger skin, they worked their way back to the topic of Sammi, and it was apparent that Snooki had yet to write her off completely, like Jenni.
Ronnie's defensive attitude didn't help assuage the tension, and his analogy didn't help much either: "I need a mind condom because I'm being mind-f@#ked." So, if Ronnie has a condom on his mind, and he's being mind-f@#ked by Sammi, how did Ronnie get chlamydia?
Ronnie then went out to punch his problems with Mike. They both agreed that Sammi was the impetus of the problem, and that when Mike asked him, "You know what I mean?" he did, in fact, know what he meant.
Sammi, Pauly and Snook went to "work." The whole work thing is already wearing pretty thin. It just makes everyone look even more shallow than they already are, always complaining about going to "work" at a t-shirt shop for what is most likely an hour a week.
Then it was Deena's turn on the Sammi Apology Tour, which is only going to make things a different kind of awkward, because there's no tour stop lined up for Jenni, and now Deena and Snooki had to figure out how to break the news to Jenni. She would not be so forgiving. Once again, it was t-shirt time at Karma, and someone needs to start sounding a trumpet to commence the endless primping.
They were trying to develop this whole Jenni relationship angle with random aggravating phone calls to Tom and running into her ex, Roger, at the club only to land upstairs with Snooki, peeing on the floor behind the bar.
"DTF-O-Meters" were spiking all night as Vinny getting some, begat The Situation scoring, begat Pauly passing out due to lack of interest from his "lady" friend.
Snooki's epic drunkenness really held the show together. It all kept coming back to Snooki being a puddle. She went to work in the same dress she wore out the night before, and went to get shots under the guise of a coffee break at ten in the morning.
The beach suddenly caught her fancy, and the girls made valiant efforts to keep her out of her own, and harm's, way. But alas, to no avail. After a faceplant in the sand, the cops came to escort Snooki off the beach, a gesture that Snooki took offense to, landing her in jail, wher we can only hope she stays for the rest of the season.
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